Buster Gets The Sack

It's the kind of behaviour that could get any member of staff into a spot of bother in today's modern police service.

Falling asleep on duty.

Letting drunken yobs caress you.

Urinating on prisoners.

Failing to catch criminals.

South Yorkshire Police described Buster as lovely and loyal but not cut out for police work.

His new owners, Norton and Jane Arnould, of Sheffield, said his training had made him the perfect pet. He never barks.

Now that's the kind of land shark Brian would love to meet!